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12
May
2010

Sponsored Post: Are You in Need of Legal Assistance in Orange County?

By JVF


The Law Offices of Schoami, Yerdic, and Wrun

Yes, folks, End Happy has sold out. It’s an unfortunate consequence of capitalism. The good news is that we are carefully screening our sponsors for the highest of integrity and usefulness to our readers. What this means for us:

- We will be able to offer a generous pay increase to our editors, staff writers, and contributors, which will encourage them to offer you more of the content that you crave.
- We will be able to fund the production of more episodes…err, stabisodes of our hit new web series, Stab Man. (Stabisode #2 to be posted shortly)
- Sweet discounts

What it means for you:

- More of the content you crave
- More Stab Man
- Sweet discounts

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04
Nov
2009

The golden age of mediocre superheroes is at hand

By JVF

From the AP:

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

Residents of Iowa City, fear not the zombies in your midst. Well, fear them after they recover from being punched. But while the punch is in mid-swing, and for maybe four seconds subsequently, fear them not, for your fair city’s very own mediocre superhero has arrived. Sleep ambivalently under the Zombie Puncher’s ineffectual care, Iowans!

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31
Oct
2009

Stabisode 1. Disrespectful times call for a respectful hero, with a knife.

By Yama Rahyar

It started with a whisper in the night. Well, not so much whisper as a double stabbing. And it was early morning, not nighttime.

But the time for concealment, cloaks, and half-measures is, apparently, over. Every day the voices of incivility and harassment grow louder. One man has decided to take a stand. On a table at a park.

Stay tuned.

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