Dell customer service, this is Pancheco speaking, how can I help you today?
Hola, Dell CU, how ya goin’ today? All right, I’ll cut the niceties short and just ask … where the fuck is my phone?
Okay, I’d be happy to help you with that. Actually, could you please elaborate for me?
Sure thing, carnal. I placed a pre-order for the Nokia N900 on November 5th and I was told on the 11th that they would be shipping, yet my status still says it hasn’t been shipped and I should expect it by 12/10.