According to a recently leaked memo, there will be no block parties for the employees of Fox News who continue to make on-air blunders:

The memo warns that those involved in future “mistake chains” will receive “warning letters to personnel files, suspensions, and other possible actions up to and including termination.”

I am deeply saddened by this turn of events. While there is no guarantee on-air mistakes will be limited, the thought of the following never happening again is disheartening: