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Why do miners get the hottest moms?

From FoxNews.com:

Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

There must be something in the air in coal country. Other than coal dust. Do you see these headshots on the news? Every time there’s a story about a miner and a mom. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Have you ever seen my mom? She’s been dead for 3,000 years, but I can assure you that even at her prime she looked nothing like this.

Aimee Sword, you are a tribute to miners, mothers of miners, and the entire mining industry.

Also:

“I don’t think I’ve heard of another case like this in my career,” said Dr. Gerald Shiener, chief of Consultation and Liaison Psychiatry at Sinai Grace Hospital in Detroit.

“Our first reaction to hearing about something like this is that this is every man’s nightmare. It’s an abomination,” he told MyFOXDetroit.

Fuck this guy.