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Yama Rahyar has his finger on the pulse of contemporary culture, his ear to the ground for the inside scoop on current events, and his eye toward the future of advertising and media. Remarkable achievements for a one-eyed, one-eared, one-fingered man.
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As CNN’s Rick Sanchez has shown, it’s more important than ever to patronize the Latino community. Which is why we’re happy to say “Bienvenidos” to our very own Simon Cabron. A festive blend of token surname, sweeping generalizations, and arbitrarily rolled r’s, Señor Cabron’s commentary brings diversity and, hopefully, advertising dollars.
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Perpetually wronged consumer, put-upon employee, and political inactivist, JVF is an angry man. Just this morning he woke up with a sore throat, a torn shirt, and $50 on his dresser. He was outraged, and so was the dresser.