Nokia … I am disappoint

Dell customer service, this is Pancheco speaking, how can I help you today?

Hola, Dell CU, how ya goin’ today? All right, I’ll cut the niceties short and just ask … where the fuck is my phone?

Okay, I’d be happy to help you with that. Actually, could you please elaborate for me?

Sure thing, carnal. I placed a pre-order for the Nokia N900 on November 5th and I was told on the 11th that they would be shipping, yet my status still says it hasn’t been shipped and I should expect it by 12/10.

Oh ok. I’m sorry to hear that. Someone must have misinformed you…

Olli-Pekka Kalasvuo

I beg your pardon?

Nokia’s handsome and dynamic chief, Olli-Pekka Kalasvuo. That’s who told me.

I’m not sure what just happened, but Dell does stand by our estimated shipping date until further notice.

Look, it’s one thing for that puto to say that my phone is already shipping, now all day I’ve been hearing the Nokia flagship stores and select online retailers have them in stock. This is making me extremely jealous. I am full of bitter envy right now.

I apologize for the confusion and assure you that Dell will do all it can to keep you updated on the situation.

Aye dios mio, what is this world coming to?

Thanks for calling and have a good day!

Disclaimer: This call never took place, but I’m so pissed right now. Also, in following with CNN’s awesome new approach to Latino-Cable News relations, Spanish was added specifically for our Latino audience. Expect more spicy flair in the dias y semanas to come. Olé!