Dell customer service, this is Pancheco speaking, how can I help you today?
Hola, Dell CU, how ya goin’ today? All right, I’ll cut the niceties short and just ask … where the fuck is my phone?
Okay, I’d be happy to help you with that. Actually, could you please elaborate for me?
Sure thing, carnal. I placed a pre-order for the Nokia N900 on November 5th and I was told on the 11th that they would be shipping, yet my status still says it hasn’t been shipped and I should expect it by 12/10.
I regret any confusion that may have been caused by inaccuracies in my LinkedIn professional profile.
There a few particular misrepresentations I’d like to clear the air about.
Thank you. I look forward to further discussing opportunities with your company.
From the AP:
A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.
The man then ran out a back door.
Residents of Iowa City, fear not the zombies in your midst. Well, fear them after they recover from being punched. But while the punch is in mid-swing, and for maybe four seconds subsequently, fear them not, for your fair city’s very own mediocre superhero has arrived. Sleep ambivalently under the Zombie Puncher’s ineffectual care, Iowans!
